15 ways to get glared at.

Jeff Powers presents: 15 Ways to get someone mad at you.

(If I ever see anyone doing these around me I will kick them in the groin.)

1)"So you're a feminist huh? That's cute."
2)"No honey, invite the vegans to the BBQ it'll be funny."
3)"My wife is a sex object, I want sex and she objects."(ok so the only person who would get mad at this would be your wife if shes standing right behind u when u say it."
4)"Wow! You look exactly like this girl I saw on this site that required by dad's credit card."
5)Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
6)Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
7)Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them in the middle of class. If anyonesays anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye."
8)"Bad cop! No donut!"
9)Bite your dentist's finger(ok if you do this, tell me cuz I will applaud you...sorry, not to offend but I'm an anti-dentite)
10)"I thought of you all day today while I was at the zoo."
11)"I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!"
12)"Make a mental note . . . oh, nevermind your out of paper."
13)"Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!"
14)I'm sorry but sexism is funny.
15)Lesbians can cook?(I thought they always ate out.)

Don't take anything I ever say seriously. If you get offended, you're an idiot.